8 years ago in Stuff

Facebook Paid 0.3% Taxes On $1.34 Billion Profits [for the year 2011]

How very lucky, considering the move to Ireland was because of the awesome "local talent" of Dublin.
 8 years ago in Favourite Demos

Couloir 14

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 8 years ago in Quotes
In this great big universe, we have all those stars. Who cares? Well, somebody cares. Somebody cares about you a lot. As long as we care about each other, that’s where we go from here.
 8 years ago in Quotes
I don't understand why half the world is still crying, man, when the other half of the world is still crying too, man, and it can't get it together.
 8 years ago in Quotes
If you can get them once, man, get them standing up when they should be sitting down, sweaty when they should be decorous, smile when they should be applauding politely-and I think you sort of switch on their brain, man, so that makes them say: 'Wait a minute, maybe I can do anything.' Whoooooo! It's life. That's what rock and roll is for, turn that switch on, and man, it can all be.
 8 years ago in Quotes
I was on stage and I looked out, and I knew they weren't ready. We were doing 'Piece of My Heart.' You know you can do a lot of different things: you know sometimes they get up spontaneously. Out in the Midwest they don't. They aren't supposed to stand up and they know it. It's hard to get 'em up. But I remember I was singing 'Piece of My Heart,' you know that 'Come on, well, come on' line -- well, you know the guitar solo that leads into that part? I came in early, and I walked all the way to the front of the stage and shouted [in a hoarse whisper], 'Come on, come on!' and just fucking stamping my foot, and saying, 'I'm not going to sing anymore unless you do something,' you know, and they're going, 'Whoo-ooo-ooo, yes ma'am! Yes ma'am, yes ma'am!' A riot. Groovy. All they want is a little kick in the ass. You know, sometimes I jump off the stage and grab somebody and say, 'Let's dance.' When they reach a certain level, you know, they want to be lifted, but they're scared. Then all you gotta do is give the old kick in the ass, a big fucking kick in the ass, man. Then the promoters get goony, turn the lights on, pull the power, but by then it's all over [crackles]. I dig it! I dig it so much, man!
 8 years ago in Quotes
Don't compromise yourself. It's all you've got.
 8 years ago in Quotes
'I feel, you know, I hurt, please help.' I'm saying words, man, and if I look at an audience and they ain't understanding me, it's just like getting kicked in the teeth.
 8 years ago in Zitate
Nur zu oft ist der Erfinder der faustische Idealist, der die Welt verbessern möchte, aber an den harten Realitäten scheitert. Will er seine Ideen durchsetzen, muß er sich mit Mächten einlassen, deren Realitätssinn schärfer und ausgeprägter ist. In der heutigen Zeit sind solche Mächte, ohne daß ich damit ein Werturteil aussprechen möchte, vornehmlich Militärs und Manager. [..] Nach meiner Erfahrung sind die Chancen des Einzelnen, sich gegen solches Paktieren zu wehren, gering.
 8 years ago in Quotes
When does a kid get to sit in a yard with a stick anymore? You know, just sit there with a fucking stick. Do today's kids even know what a stick is? You know, you sit in the yard with a stick and you dig a fucking hole; and you look at the hole and you look at the stick and you have a little fun.
 8 years ago in Quotes
[..] there's some line that divides games that are beneficial from games that are harmful. It's not really my business to draw that line today, I don't wanna try and convince you exactly what's beneficial and what's harmful, because again, that is up to the opinion of every designer and in fact the opinion of every player. But what I would like is for people to have an opinion about it. When people design a game to think about what that game is doing, and when people play a game to think about what that game is doing. And people don't, right now. They think about how it has cool graphics and a lot of levels and, like, they love the story about killing the bad guy. Which is not a very self-aware place to be standing when you're consuming something that affects your life for so many hours and therefore affects your mind for so many hours. And that bothers me. That makes me feel bad about being a game designer.
 8 years ago in Quotes
The problem with the Bible and the Quran is that these "sacred" scriptures were written by men several years after the event. As an average guy I can tell you that I can't even recall what I had for breakfast 3 days ago. My wife on the other hand can recall every mistake I have made in the last 25 years of our marriage. Both "holy" scriptures should have been written by women because they do a better job remembering details. I was unaware that I farted on the first night of our honeymoon in bed.
 8 years ago in Quotes
Predestination was doomed from the start.
 8 years ago in Stuff

12/21/12 in style, for all

This one's for derps:

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This one's for people:

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Oh, and happy 2013, which will be a hilarious year I'm sure ^^
 8 years ago in Quotes
 8 years ago in Quotes
What you can't see from this picture is the room full of people staring at this with one hand on their chins and super serious expressions. One girl was even taking notes! Sometimes I wish I possessed the requisite attention span to absorb endless amounts of totally pointless bullshit.