2 y ago in Stuff
by Unknown

  3 y ago in Quotes
God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
  3 y ago in Quotes
It will be a great day when the schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.
  4 y ago in Quotes
I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea.
  4 y ago in Quotes
Finding someone you want to sleep with is easy. It's finding someone you want to wake up with that's difficult.
  5 y ago in Quotes
There is something deeply offensive about old men starting wars that young men must fight.
  6 y ago in Quotes
Q: Why do the police always travel in threes?

A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.