God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
It will be a great day when the schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.
I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea.
Finding someone you want to sleep with is easy. It's finding someone you want to wake up with that's difficult.
There is something deeply offensive about old men starting wars that young men must fight.
Q: Why do the police always travel in threes?

A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.