5 y ago in Blog
Q: Where did all the bees go?

A: They are just hiding from the hippies, because they could not stand the smell! LOL! Once we got rid of all the environmentalists and feminists, the bees will come back and rape will stop.

Q: Why is the emperor naked? Does he have no shame?

A: The nudity is actually in the eye of the beholder. But once we "put an end" to all those who look at the emperor incorrectly, he will once again be dressed in the finest textiles the world has ever seen.
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 6 y ago in Quotes
[Computers] are useless. They only give us answers.
 7 y ago in Quotes
Maybe young students must ask their parents the answer to this question. They should ask the principals of schools and colleges, elderly neighbours, relatives, friends, and even the strangers on the road. Once we all start asking ourselves about our apathy, maybe a few hearts will be stirred.
 7 y ago in Quotes
They looked at each other for a moment.

The moment became a longer moment, and suddenly it was a very long moment, so long one could hardly tell where all the time was coming from.

For Arthur, who would usually contrive to feel self-conscious if left alone for long enough with a Swiss cheese plant, the moment was one of sustained revelation. He felt on the sudden like a cramped and zoo-born animal who wakes one morning to find the door to his cage hanging quietly open and the savanna stretching grey and pink to the distant rising sun, while all around new sounds are waking.

He wondered what the new sounds were as he gazed at her openly wondering face and her eyes that smiled with a shared surprise.

He didn't realize that life speaks with a voice to you, a voice that brings you answers to the questions you continually ask of it, had never consciously detected it or recognized its tones until now it said something it had never said to him before, which was "yes."
"Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
 7 y ago in Quotes
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity.